Inspired by American Idol 2011, Top 3 Results Night
To the tune of “You Oughtta Know”
Haley:
I want you to know
I’m happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both
Scotty (to Lauren): A female version of me
Lauren (to Lauren): A male version of me
Scotty/Lauren: Together at the Nokia theater
Toons that are purely country
Clones, no originalt’y
I’m sure we’ll make some really excellent TV
Scotty and Lauren:
‘Cause the stuff that we sang all the time was the same
To make it this far for you to believe we’re stars, yeah
And every time you text your votes
You know that Nigel’s judges notes
Will praise our names, chosen ones
And we’re still alive
Haley:
But I’m here to remind you
All the “moments” from season 10 were mine
Is it fair that the judges
Found fault only with me all season long
I, I, I, gotta go
Scotty:
Eye-brow raised again, micro-phone askew
Alfred E. Neuman, in case you don’t know
Well Country Bieber that’s me, plat-i-num records you’ll see
Baby lock them doors and turn the lights down low
I’m off to Nashville you see, to sing at the Old Opry
Whether or not I am showered with confetti
Lauren:
Out of breath again with this quick paced verse
Gonna bend down low and shimmy around, yeah
And please know when you say my name
Do forget that I have a real last name
And someday soon, oh someday soon
I will truly shine
All:
Oh, J.Lo, Steven, Randy
You’re a mess even compared to Paula
It’s not fair to miss Kara
But dear lord she was great compared to you
You, you, you truly blow
Haley:
Yeah, they’re (points at Scotty/Lauren) here and I’m outtie
Scotty (to Haley):
Oh we’ll miss you miss when you go away
Lauren (to Haley):
It’s not fair to deny you
Scotty:
Of the cross I wear? (chuckle, pause)… Just kidding babe…
Haley:
I, I, I gotta go
